Worried, upset about the direction in which America is going? Ready to blame President Bush for all that's wrong with the U.S. and even the whole world? Feeling like there's nothing you can do? 

You know effecting political change can take years. But you're busy, you only have a few days here and there. And besides, you don't have the guts or patience to put in all that time organizing, canvassing, compromising and formulating policy. ry! 

Protesterone® gives you the hormones you need to make childish public displays. It works quickly to get you in the mood for putting on weird clothes and writing up corny signs, to form your own little social club in screaming, destroying things and yelling obscenities at cops while they tear gas you. You won't accomplish anything, but you'll feel, oh, so much better! 

    Stop complaining and do something nakedly self-serving! Why, you can even take off your clothes and call that a protest, it doesn't matter, nobody's really paying attention anymore!

      So join the hundreds of thousands who've already joined the hip Protesterone® generation! 

It ain't the '60s, man, but it's the next best thing!®

                                           Protesterone.®
         Because you don't have the time or the chutzpah to make a real difference.

Common side effects include uncontrollable Howard Dean-like screeching; delusions that public protests are anything more than public temper tantrums or larks for the bored, exhibitionists or old hippies; and an irrational belief that Hillary Clinton is an honest woman of patriotic centrist political convictions. Take only as directed. Your results may vary. Void where prohibited. Some may not qualify. Death while protesting or indulging in other public displays of pseudo-political activism may not be noticed by anyone. You may be secretly ridiculed by anyone with an IQ over 90.